so, i was in the bathroom in olive garden and i looked over and saw a half eaten breadstick on the toilet paper dispenser....just sitting there, half eaten....wth!!!! several things come to mind, but one question -- did someone walk in there eating it, and decide mid-potty that they were done?

gross!

i have a picture, but it's on my phone (and yes, i took a picture of it with my phone, right there in the stall!)

if you didn't know, i got a new car yesterday, and... it's pretty much bad ayus!

today was my first time to really drive it, and it was awesome. but, i got a little paranoid...... i had a box of stuff that i need to take to work in the passenger seat.  as i was driving, i was kind of checking things out, really noticing what makes it different from my car, and i noticed that it said, "airbag off". what?  i remembered that the airbag is turned off if there is something (someone) in the passenger seat under the weight of 65 pounds. (i guess to protect the little ones from). then, after a few minutes, my car started dinging really loud! scared me! then i saw the seatbelt light blinking blinking blinking and dinging dinging dinging. it finally stopped.. but i worried and worried , the whole rest of the way to work, that my car was judging me and was thinking i was a bad parent!!!! i'm not a bad parent!

a "googled" version of my tight whip!

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the Next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. Don't skip songs.

(1) Opening credits: This Train - Indigo Girls
(2) Waking up: Then She Did...- Jane's Addiction

(3) First day at school: Ho- Ludacris
(4) Fight song: White and Nerdy - Weird Al (I swear! i didn't set that up --too perfect)

(5) Breaking up: Money Maker - Ludacris

(6) Happiness: One Love, In Sadness- Jason Mraz
(7) Life's okay: We've Only Just Begun- Carpenters
(8) Mental breakdown: Once in a Row- Willie Nelson

(9) Driving: Tequila Sunrise- The Eagles (i laughed out loud-- couldn't help it)
(10) Flashback: Sorry- Madonna

(11) Getting back together: Synchronicity II- the police
(12) Wedding: Bad Sneakers - Steely Dan (ha ha)
(13) Birth of a child: Body Movin'- Beastie Boys (now, this is gettin creepy)

(14) Final battle: Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
(15) Death scene: Ghost of a Dog- Edie Brickell (wtf? seriously, freakin' out a little)
(16) Funeral song: Paranoid- Black Sabbath (ozzie at my funeral, great idea!)
(17) End credits: Invincible- Pat Benatar (perfect! can't you imagine it?)